We now ask you to direct your attention away from the work you are definitely not doing—we have heard your wistful sighs as you stare longingly out the window at the beautiful sunshine—to the updated May Music Calendar (below, and here) In particular, Jazz band students should take note of the changes to the schedule for the next two weeks and adjust their social calendars accordingly.
Mr. Brown and Mr. Bell are looking forward to seeing you at the concert tonight, and are REALLY looking forward to a post-concert orange juice. Concert starts at 6:30 pm sharp, at the Bella Theatre at Mount Royal University.
Tickets are available at the door for $12 each, or $132 for a family of eleven. CASH ONLY. A bank machine is on premises, should you forget to to bring your dollars and have a high tolerance for astronomical service charges.
Extra loonies and toonies can be spent participating in the 50/50 draw, which by law requires a winner and it might as well be you.
Please do not forget to take all of your loved ones home with you, as no transportation is provided back to the school.
See you tonight!