[boxing ring announcer voice]
….aaaaaand in THIS corner, our newest challenger in the Music Calendar featherweight division, roaring in like a lion: March/April! Uh oh, it looks like defending champ January/February has disappeared and won’t be seen again for another year! March/April wins by virtue of a Technical Knockout!
[announcer grabs top corner of calendar, waves it enthusiastically]
[calendar struts around ring in triumph]
[giant jewelled belt presented, calendar keels over under the weight]